THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home
Chandler knows real stuff.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Kristen Bell - SXSW 2014 Red Carpet [x]
FAVORITE MOVIES: 21 Jump Street (2012)"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!"